Fun
adventure film, 7 May 1999 *****
Here, the makers took the original stock horror film and turned
it into an Indianajonesesque adventure in the tradition of
Raiders of the Lost Ark. The most visually rich part of the film
was the opening scenes set in ancient Egypt. I would love to see
an entire film built around that. The sets and costumes were
brilliant.
Especially tantalizing is the strictly painted-on attire of
Patricia Velazquez as Anck-Su-Namum; what a stunning visual; but
it completely upstages her performance. I have heard people
talking about it. Some have mistakenly guessed her top was a
mesh costume of some sort; not true, it is entirely - and only -
paint.
But Velazquez isn't the only thing to turn heads in the film,
Rachel Weisz is appropriately attractive, though not as
startling; her character is as solid and believable as she is
lovely.
The newcomer, Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bey, set quite a few female
hearts aflutter; in our party, at least. The internet was lit-up
searching for more photos of this guy.
At first, I didn't particularly care for Brendan Fraser as the
primary character (he's too well kept and cutesy for a rugged
guy-type for me), be he grows on you. He seems to be developing
into a versatile actor who will be around for a long time. His
work here is good too.
The special effects were the real star of the film, and they
were visually rewarding and complimented the story in the right
way in the right places. How Arnold Vosloo dealt with those in
his role as the mummy Imhotep should be acknowledged. He must
have had to imagine quite a bit of what he was interacting with
to pull it off, and he does so with great style and substance
for this type of role. He was nothing short of excellent.
In fact, most of the remaining characters were well chosen.
Jonathan Hyde and Kevin J. O'Connor added to the film in
important ways, too. Together, everyone painted an enjoyable
film, delivering exactly what it promised; fun, action, and
adventure.
The
Mummy poster
Director:
Stephen Sommers
Cast: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold
Vosloo, Patricia Velasquez, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Freddie
Boath, Oded Fehr, Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
(Universal Studios, 2001) Rated: PG-13
Genre:
Adventure
/ Action
/ Fantasy
/ Horror
/ Comedy
/ Romance
(more)
Tagline: The sands will rise. The heavens will
part. The power will be unleashed. (more)
Plot Outline: Brendan Fraser stars as an
American serving in the French Foreign Legion who, on an
archaeological dig at the ancient city of Hamunaptra
accidentally awakens the Mummy. (more)
(view
trailer)
User Comments: Fun adventure film (more)
User Rating: *****
6.5/10 (34,367 votes)
MPAA:
Rated PG-13 for pervasive adventure violence and some partial
nudity.
Runtime: 124 min
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
(DeLuxe)
Sound Mix: DTS
/ Dolby
Digital / SDDS
Certification: Argentina:13
/ Australia:M
/ Belgium:KT
/ Canada:PG
/ Chile:14
/ Finland:K-12
(re-rating) / Finland:K-14
(original rating) / France:U
/ Germany:12
(w) / Hong
Kong:IIB / Netherlands:12
/ New
Zealand:M / Norway:15
/ Peru:14
/ Portugal:M/12
/ Singapore:PG
/ South
Korea:12 / Spain:7
/ Sweden:11
/ Switzerland:12
(canton of Geneva) / Switzerland:12
(canton of Vaud) / UK:12
(cut version) / UK:15
(DVD) (uncut version) / USA:PG-13
Trivia: The character Ardeth Bey was
originally scripted to die at the end of the film. This was
changed by director Stephen Sommers. (more)
THE
MUMMY RETURNS
Stephen
Sommers' big noisy new movie deserves credit for
truth in advertising -- the Mummy does return, in all his ILMish
glory. Imhotep first comes roaring on screen as the craggy,
moth-eaten-looking fellow he was in The Mummy, his
bandages hanging off his not-quite-existent limbs in gruesome
tatters, his teeth glaringly visible through the holes in his
skull. Eventually, as in the first film, Imhotep comes into his
full and imposing bodily form (played by Arnold Vosloo), again
roaring in ancient Arabic, again looking to revive his
3000-year-old lover Anck-Su-Namun (Sandra Bernhard's fabulous
ex, Patricia Velasquez), and again pestered by brash adventurer
Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser) and his sidekicks -- his
Egyptologist wife Evie (Rachel Weisz), her irresponsible brother
Jonathan (John Hanna), and their wise desert warrior-friend
Ardeth Bay (Oded Fehr).
As even this brief rundown makes plain, The Mummy Returns
is all about rehashing and repeating. And just about everyone's
back for a second go, from writer-director Steven Sommers (and
his producers, cinematographer, editor, and designers), to Rick
and company to Pharaoh's dead daughter Anck-Su-Namun,
reincarnated in this film's present day, 1933, as an archivist
named Meela, but hellbent on bringing back her boyfriend, and
so, her long-lost nefarious self. But then, that's what mummies
do, isn't it? They resurrect.
Granted, the impulse to repeat is understandable, given the
unexpected and tremendous success of the first film, a punchy
old-school Hollywood B-movie dressed up as a hip, wise-cracky
action-comedy. Even when re-viewed, The Mummy is corny
good fun, standing Boris Karloff on his wrapped-too-tight head
and reanimating the musty old mummy-stuck-in-a-pyramid story
with witty FX and smarty-pants dialogue, not to mention Brendan
Fraser's genially self-aware performance as Indiana Jones Lite.
Arriving in theaters with relatively little fanfare, it made an
unexpectedly whopping profit ($414 million), and became an insta-franchise.
Regrettably, the sequel takes what must have seemed the
safest route, delivering more of the same, lots of it.
Everything in The Mummy Returns is bigger and more
expensive, from its impressively enormous matte shots and
massive armies composed of thousands of digitized soldiers, to
its great swirling sand effects and outsized characters. The
armies are larger, the fight scenes are longer, the digitized
stunts are more complicated, and the mighty mummy face that
materialized in the first film's desert sand here appears in
rushing floodwaters and black billowy smoke -- it's not so scary
as it was the first time, and not nearly as startling. Locations
range from the Moroccan desert to London's Tower Bridge, so
folks (and creatures) do lots of traveling, their means limited
to horses, trucks, trains, and a dirigible that's piloted by
Rick's entrepreneurial buddy Izzy (Shaun Parkes), prescient
proprietor of Magic Carpet Airways. And Rick and Evie's romantic
teasing is now solidified into an 8-year marriage, and their
ardor is apparently boundless: every time they catch a minute,
they're murmuring and lip-locking, much to the embarrassment of
their young son Alex (Freddie Boath).
Brendan
Fraser and Arnold Vosloo
Lamentably, the film's biggest effect -- The Rock's (Dwayne
Johnson) loudly publicized feature debut -- is also the biggest
disappointment. As the spectacularly doomed Scorpion King, The
Rock is typically charismatic and beautiful to behold, but he's
only on screen for a few minutes, right at the beginning, and he
doesn't talk as much as he roars and grunts (which is too bad,
considering his verbal talents, exploited so well by Vince
McMahon). In the few minutes of pre-story set up, you see that
the Scorpion King is an ancient warrior who sells his soul for
an army of two-legged doggy-beasts, armed with spears and arrows
and other implements of penetration. The SK wins a horrific and
costly war, raises his fist in triumph, then whoosh!, he's
sucked away by the demon and stowed in a pyramid, to be dug up
much later in the film.
That would be the film's present day, 1933, which -- wouldn't
you know it? -- happens to be the dreaded Year of the Scorpion,
just that time when he's set to reappear. On their way to the
Scorpion King's 5000-year-old resting place (at the oasis of Ahm
Shere), the humans must battle each other, the weather, and a
battalion of ewokish mummy-pygmies, sputtering and swooping all
through the jungle-like oasis. Alas, when the SK is dug up, he
looks rather puny and ghastly. And it's not just age that's made
him look so feeble -- washed out, two dimensional, not like The
Rock at all. It appears that the effects crew didn't quite get
the imaging correct, and the SK roars into life as an
combination of digital Rock's face and digital Scorpion body,
the SK looks like he belongs in a videogame, not a $multi-bijillion
Hollywood blockbuster. Fraser and Vosloo do their best to make
you believe they're in an ancient chamber with this bad boy, but
he's too obviously other-dimensional to be convincing.
Of the human organisms, the most welcome and least developed
newbie is Lock Nah (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Oz's
recently deceased and sorely missed Adebisi, here without his
miraculously affixed wool cap). Assigned by Imhotep to babysit
the kidnapped Alex, Lock Nah is in an awkward position, to put
it mildly. His sparring with the kid is less comic than tedious
(large black man vs. precocious white child, an exhausted trope
if ever there was one). Moreover, their relationship is just one
of the film's schematically antagonistic pairings, designed to
situate everyone in his or her own combat scene in the jumbled
climax. Rick and Imhotep square off (they also have a three-way
with the SK), as do Ardeth Bay's vast army and the
doggy-beasties, and Evie and Anck-Su-Namun. The film's
intercutting between these three fight-finales is more
distracting than thrilling, however: it breaks up building
tension in favor of, again, the film's central concern, size.
Anck-Su-Namun
- Patricia Velasquez
The women's relationship is perhaps the most intriguing one
here, in part because of some nifty morphing images that make
Evie look a lot like Anck-Su-Namun (these are not a little
strange, because, of course, Weisz and Velasquez look not a bit
similar). Such images descend on poor Evie's fevered brain, in
not-very-well-explained "dreams," otherwise known as
plot contrivances. The short version of the rationale for these
visions (aside from the fact that Velasquez looks so stunning in
her skanky ancient outfits) is that Evie has Nefertiti's spirit
in her, and so somehow has knowledge of Anck-Su-Namun back in
the day, when the latter was married to her dad, Pharaoh. The
ladies' eventual present day showdown resembles an expensive,
professionally choreographed catfight, and they display a
rudimentary command of ancient Japanese martial arts (just how
this translates to ancient Egyptian fighting techniques, taught
to young women in royal houses, I'm not sure).
Both the flashbacks and the climactic final battle are
designed to show off the girls' well-toned physiques and
occasional fancy weapons-moves (perhaps gesturing toward the
girls-can-do-it-too! spirit that so energized Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon, or even Josie and the Pussycats,
but with considerably less potency). But in the end, their
confrontation is only foreplay for the men's money shots. When
Rick and Imhotep face off against the Scorpion King, well... the
chests are a-heaving and the bodily fluids are a-flowing.
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